Thursday 19 December 2013

Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of cheer!


It's the most wonderful time of the year!
With the hearts that are glowing
And the happy Ho-Ho-ing
And mulled wine and cheer!
It'[s the most wonderful time of the year!
 
Christmas really is the most wonderful time of the year for me. It’s so magical and wonderful watching the lights on the tree, eating all the mince pies in the world, wrapping gifts all nice and happy. I love nativity plays and carol services. Once at school I got to play the part of Baboushka in the Christmas nativity play. She isn’t mentioned in the Bible and is often forgotten but I think she probably was real and important. I had to sing a song about being Baboushka and sweep the stage with a witch’s broom.

Advent was also a very exciting time for me. My mum made us an advent calendar with little pockets for chocolates to go in. It’s the only time of the year you’re allowed to eat chocolate in the morning you know. One year we had an advent candle. Turned out to be a bit of a nuisance actually. We had to keep lighting it and waiting for it to burn the last 4 days away from when we’d forgotten. Our impatience took the advent magic away a bit.

On Christmas Eve, when I was a small Hannan, me and my sister would watch The Snowman (remember that documentary I wrote about last time, about the snowman that abducts that boy? Click here to read about snowtimes…) and then maybe the Crystal Maze or Gladiators and then it would be time for bed. We would be too excited to sleep, obviously, so me ol’ Mum would drip lavender oil onto the pillow to make us all sleepy-tired and we’d drift off to dream land. I got a tiny bit freaked out when I thought properly about what Christmas Eve entailed. I knew in my mind that Father Christmas couldn’t get down our chimney (it’s a gas fire) and the idea of him creeping up the stairs and into my room really unnerved me but no-one else seemed concerned so I just pushed my fears down into the part of my brain no-one knows about and tried to sleep. That’s the healthy response to fear I think.

Oh but it was so exciting to peep our eyes open in the morning and see our stockings full of presents! We’d run into our parent’s room screaming “HE’S BEEN! HE’S BEEN!” and open our gifts with glee. As we grew older, the gifts became more practical until 2 years ago I basically received sensible underwear and stationary. Didn’t have go to Paperchase for 4 months, it was great!

I love giving presents. A couple of years ago, I bought my sister the best present; a book called Awkward Family photos. I knew she would love it because we are that family, awkward in photos, with a hundred cringey stories of our history. Anyway, she handed me my present and I opened it. It was exactly the same book… Inside I was laughing my face away but on the exterior acted all cool as a Christmas Tree and accepted it with surprise and joy. “Ohhh! I haven’t seen this before. Ever! Oh HOW funny! I cannot WAIT to read it!” *Pretend to read the blurb and flick through while casually handing her my present…* Best reaction ever.

Growing up, Christmas day would always involve having someone over for the day as an act of goodwill and love. Sometimes my Mum would invite random students home from church, or a local couple with no family, or a random man from the bus, or whatever. Our house was so warm and open and welcoming. So welcoming in fact that one year a long-lost cousin from New Zealand rocked up without warning and spent the day with us!

I remember the first Christmas it was just me, Mum, Dad and Jess. It felt weird. Like Sunday lunch but a bit fancy. It was like getting into a party frock and then going to Asda. Not that Christmas wasn’t glam that year, it’s always super special. It just felt weird not having strangers sharing it with us!

Last year was the first year I spent Christmas day with The Boy and it was mega special. I screamed “HE’S BEEN!” in his ear’ole and made him take it in turns to open presents from our stockings! I sewed the stockings myself like an old fashioned house wife and they are well good. When we were having Christmas dinner at my parent’s house in Preston it was The Boy’s job to open the champagne. He popped the cork and suddenly noticed that the fizz was rising up. He tried to stop the fizz coming out by putting the cork on top of the bottle but this made it all worse and he sprayed the whole room with a disc of bubbly, like when you put your thumb over the end of the hose and the water goes crazy all over the place. It went all on his face and our faces and into the apple sauce and on the Christmas tree…

This year my Dad is in charge of opening bottles…

Have a Merry Christmas and remember Baby Jesus while you sit in front of your Christmas Tree, singing Cliff Richard and smiling with love. He’s the reason for the season! (Baby Jesus, not Cliff Richard…)

Love Hannan xoxo